Helen told me that chasing non-existent pests from her house was not good enough and I had to try some other form of mission. She took me down to the Thrift Shop where she works and made me work on the counter all day. My job was to guard the EFT-POS machine.
A few customers admired my good looks but most took an instant dislike to me. I cant imagine why!
I think Ill stick to pest eradication for my mission. Its so much easier, especially when there are no pests.
Anyone want a nice pest free closet next year?
