Brother Rat’s November Rule Report

13B1Helen told me that chasing non-existent pests from her house was not good enough and I had to try some other form of mission. She took me down to the Thrift Shop where she works and made me work on the counter all day. My job was to guard the EFT-POS machine.

A few customers admired my good looks but most took an instant dislike to me. I can’t imagine why!

I think I’ll stick to pest eradication for my mission. It’s so much easier, especially when there are no pests.

Anyone want a nice pest free closet next year?



About John Michael

Pastor, teacher, husband, dog walker, gardener, petrocollapse agitator, contemplative, hiker. Currently serving as a Formation Coordinator for OEF and Dean of VT/NY conference of Lutheran Synod.

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